fucking hell, charlie. be careful of the grass!

month

April 2011

fightingmachine asked: omg i just realised something super funny let me share
ok so, Tim the earthworm right? Tim the earthworm = EARTHWORM TIM. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
you see? because like... like EARTHWORM JIM. no wait fuck it, that's not funny :(

thewallhaditcoming replied to your post: I don’t think I’ve ever moved so much in my entire life He was VERY cute! He came out to the bar afterwards and was overwhelmed/slightly scared by all of us cheering! Whatever he wrote, it’ll be lovely :D OH GOD, John is always cute but I heard from Eli how cute he was and, oh god, I wish I’d gone but I couldn’t and, oh John. Oh...

I don't think I've ever moved so much in my entire...

Eli got John Finnemore’s signature and told him how much of an inspiration he is to me and he was really cute apparently and said how lovely it was and wrote something and oh god oh god she won’t tell me but apparently I’m going to love it and oh my god I’m going to die. I whacked myself in the chin. I no longer have any control over my limbs. I shall never walk again. ...

Anonymous asked: And what do you make of Konnie Huq?

Anonymous asked: Are his articles in the actual newspaper or on the website?

Anonymous asked: When I was watching 10 o'clock live last night I suddenly had a strange thought.. Charlie Brooker suddenly looks so attractive! Please tell me this is normal?

consultingdetective asked: Can I just say, thank god for other wedding cynics. I've spent the last week with fingers in my ears screaming because of this wedding. Don't get me wrong, I wish them the best as a couple, but it's the whole 'THIS IS THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY, I SHALT TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN WHILE TUGGING AT MY SILVERY BEARD' shabang that comes with it. If William was marrying a foreign...

rpatzel replied to your post: rpatzel replied to your post: rpatzel replied to… I will forever blame this loss of service and my potential stolen information on you. I hope you can live with yourself after this. If you have anymore complaint, please address my lawyers. They get a lot of complaints because I’ve jinxed things. Accidentally, of course!

I'm going to play Brawl with random strangers...

Everyone I know hates playing Brawl with me because I’m too good and always win. I beat my cousin and his cousin (it’s confusing, I know) who play it pretty much 24/7 and are very, very good and I hadn’t played it for a good 3 months. And I’m not at all modest. Fuck the police, I’m living the dream.

rpatzel replied to your post: rpatzel replied to your post: When I get my… Gosh no, I need it sorted by at least the 12th. Brink is released on the 13th and I would REALLY like to be able to play that online. Not that it matters so much cause offline progress is the same as online… but it’s the principle of the thing! I’d just like them to sort it out! I think it’s my...

rpatzel replied to your post: When I get my Playstation 3, I am most definitely getting Portal 2 I just hope PSN is back online by the time you do.- That’s what I’m worried about, though. Hopefully it’ll be mostly sorted out by the 14th of May, that’s what I’m banking on.

thehandsomeshark replied to your post: When I get my Playstation 3, I am most definitely getting Portal 2 The single player is brilliant, don’t worry (: Oh brillo pads. I’ll definitely be spending some of my birthday money buying Portal 2 then. Shame I don’t have anyone to play the mutliplayer with /foreveralone.jpg

When I get my Playstation 3, I am most definitely...

Although apparently the multiplayer that I’ve been watching dope and weevil play on dopelives is not the same as the single player. But, hell, I don’t even care it just looks like a really good game. I’m so crazy, I’ll do anything.

dead-poets replied to your post: rpatzel replied to your post: Am I the only person… let people enjoy it. it’s a lovely bit of escapism and it’s nice for some people. nobody is saying that you “should care” and if they are well then that’s silly tbh Let me enjoy my cynicism and misanthropy then, and I’ll let people enjoy the wedding. Quite a lot of people have told me that I...

rpatzel replied to your post: Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t actually care about this wedding? Ya know, just one of the biggest events in British history for 30 years. No big deal. Only a couple of billion people affected by it. I see why you don’t care. Who’s ‘affected’ by it? She may become Queen, yes, that’s the big part of it but…...

lubeisfortheweak replied to your post: Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t actually care about this wedding? i don’t care about it either. i mean, i’m happy for them, but it’s just a wedding. Yeah, I mean, great and everything but why do we all care? I can’t actually understand why everyone’s going on about it.

Am I the only person in the world that doesn't...

I get bored at family weddings, why on earth would I want to watch the wedding of two people I don’t even know or care about? My friend cried when they said their vows… Clearly it’s just me that doesn’t understand the hype.

stephentatlock replied to your post: I can’t believe that it’s the last episode of 10 O’clock Live tonight COME HERE LET ME EMPATHY HUG YOU HOLD ME STEPHEN TATLOCK, HOLD ME WITH YOUR GREAT BIG BUCKET ARMS.

"I can't see any silhouette without some sort of...

eredontfeedthepigeons: “I mean take this guy, by all mean a fairly pedestrian type” “Who met a girl young enough to be his daughter” “They went for a drink, downed a whole bottle!” “There was real electricity between them” “Then they drove back to his place” “She popped off her bra” “They did it every which way” “Including some downright weird ones” “She did give great...

Oh, there's a royal wedding on today?

I hadn’t realised.

tardis-in-the-crowley replied to your post: BRB whilst I cry myself to sleep now that 10 O’Clock Live is over I read that as “Charlie is a romantic steak” Charlie is clearly a romantic steak. Clearly. I’d eat him right up even though I am a vegetarian.

BRB whilst I cry myself to sleep now that 10...

Oh, god I cheered when Charlie said he’d be playing Portal 2 all day tomorrow. “Eh, I’ll check twitter, oh how lovely they’ve done it… WELL NOT DONE IT, YOU KNOW.” And what we’ve learnt from this series is that Charlie has a romantic streak. I think my entire body went a bit wibbly. I’m now going to spend my weekend in a daze whilst I come to...

I'm going to be in Florida when Harry Potter comes...

We’ll be in Harry Potter World when it comes out, oh the irony of it.

It's national book week. The rules are: grab the...

alexwhatever: thesluttyprofessor: “It’s a classic season two episode: Kirk, Chekov and Uhura are captured by disembodied brains who use them as gladiators-“ His owl, Hedwig, was off hunting; her cage stood empty on the desk. “She joined the Doctor in time to see him fishing what did indeed look -and smell- like fetid pond weed from a large bowl with a pair of tongs” I have two piled on...

I can't believe that it's the last episode of 10...

I had an inkling that it was (and I’m sure that Lauren said it last week) but in my heart of hearts I was praying that it wouldn’t be and then I looked in the Weekender and it is. When Lauren says ‘AND THAT’S THE END OF THE SHOW AND THE END OF THE SERIES’ or something I’ll probably burst into tears. That’s how emotionally attached I am to...

I think I'm going to buy the anthology of poems...

It’s on amazon and he was the guy that did the little introduction to and all about Creative Writing at UEL yesterday and he was amazing. My dad said it’d be a good idea to read some of their stuff over the summer just so I can say YEAH I TOTALLY GET WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DID THAT IN YOUR WORK AND I REALLY LIKED IT WHEN I READ IT. Plus, he was awesome and I bet he is amazing.

I'm glad so many people are taken with my zombie...

I’m genuinely looking forward to writing it; I’ve always been a fan of zombie things but I’ve always been terrified of them, it’s only now I’m going around and watching all the classic zombie films. I’ve got my own type of zombie though, they’re more beastial than classic zombies. I haven’t decided whether they run or not yet, they’re thick so...

sir-gerdwai replied to your post: I already know the fates of pretty much all of my main characters in my novel I do that too. Most important things of a story: 1] Plot 2] Deaths. Oh most, most definitely. I always plan the best scenes which are the most emotional scenes first. And the most emotional scene in this is the death of one of the characters and it will physically drain me when I write...

Anonymous asked: What is your novel about?

I already know the fates of pretty much all of my...

I think there are two that I don’t know the fates of. The others are pretty sealed. And I pretty much know how I’m going to end the novel as well. I prefer to think about the morbidity of stories rather than the happy-clappy moments, and trust me, there’s going to be a lot of morbidity in this.

You’re now a timelord. The 41st gif in your folder...

complimentarysandwiches: aideycakes: ellaleacharity: keepcalmandcarryonandshit: emygirl: companion Arch enemy pretty sure Peter Pan and I could take Carlton. COMPANION: ARCH EMENY: OMG THIS IS JUST BRILLIANT!!!! Companion:Arch Enemy:…I think I need new gifs… Companion Arch enemy I shouldn’t have started all of my Aiden gifs with ‘Aiden’ because this just doesn’t...

When I start to love a tv show I become the worst...

mypencalledwalter: moonriverfairytale:

kinghelenn asked: you are an absolute QT

oh and i love your blog,
a whole lot :3

I've never submitted something to a blog like...

I’m gonna do it now and I’m excited.

Abour four years ago, I was in a zombie short...

i-still-hear-the-birds: Look how attractive I am. Lobert, you’re such a fucking beast. Them Dead Set zombies have nuffin’ on you. Shame you don’t have a flat cap on, though.

Anonymous asked: You're welcome, and trust me, you're much better than you think you are.
I won't ever have the courage to come from behind the anon mask, but if you ever want anyone to talk to, know that I always read your posts, and I'm always here :)

So today I was completely fucked over with my...

I’d just come from a ten minute talk with Edmunds where he gave me two extra marks to bump me up to an A*. I fucking love him, okay, I couldn’t stop smiling and he knew that I’d taken time out of my English lesson to come and talk to him and he was just grinning and when I said ‘oh I’ve done quite well then’ he gave me this look as if to say COME ON GURL YOU...

Anonymous asked: I read your vent about pressure and stuff.
Don't push yourself too much. I've been following you for a while now and I know for a fact I'd give both my arms just to be as amazing as you. What ever you do in life, it will be brilliant. I know it. Einstein once said:
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.."
Be strong x